Liberals don’t even get Ann Coulter’s humor, and she’s one of the funniest political writers out there (by the by, she’s one of our columnists here at ProudToBeCanadian.ca). So I’m surprised they thought of an Ann Coulter book-naming contest. But of course Ann Coulter proves yet again that nobody can get to her, and that she can beat anyone in the game of wily wit.
NewsMax.com tells the little story of the liberals’ Ann Coulter envy…
Liberals Hold ‘Name Coulter’s Book’ Contest
A “Name Ann Coulter’s Next Book” contest launched by campusprogress.org, a fledging liberal Web site and offshoot of the slightly crazed Center for American Progress, challenged students to come up with appropriate titles.
According to the Web site, the rules for the contest were simple: The book title had to be the same format as Coulter’s books — a single word followed by an explanatory subtitle, as in Coulter’s “Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism.”
According to the Washington Post’s Reliable Sources columnist Richard Leiby, about 150 people entered the contest. The winning entry was “Roosevelt: Wheelchair-Riding, America-Hating Terrorist,” submitted by Ryan Sniatecki, 26, of Baltimore. His prize: The official Ann Coulter talking action figure.
Runners-up included:“Help: I’m Out of Liberal People, Places and Organizations to Hate.”
“Pander: How Character Assassination and Name-Calling Will Make You Popular and Rich.”
“Democracy: The Liberal Plot to Feed Your Children to the Poor.”
“Ann: Doesn’t Eat, Shoots, and Never Leaves.” (A reference to Coulter’s lithe frame and a play on an old dirty joke which we cannot repeat here.)
Asked for comments on the contest results, Ann told Leiby, “Well, at least now they’re trying to be funny, a welcome change from all the vomiting and fainting after the election season.”
She offered a few entries of her own:
“Tuesdays With Morons”
“The Five People You Meet in Line at the Welfare Office”
“It Takes a Village to Raise a Kid With A.D.H.D., Rage Issues, and an Eating Disorder”
“Their Eyes Were Watching God and Banning Him From Public Schools”
“The Dan Rather Code”
“He’s Just Not That Into Jews: The George Soros Story”
And of course this gives me a good opportunity to recommend all of Ann Coulter four best-selling books:
Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism
High Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Case Against Bill Clinton
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