Topmost

Archive | Joel Johannesen

Mulcair blames Harper “regime” for computer virus. Reporters come to Mulcair’s aid.

Joel JohannesenHere’s a snippet from a revealing scrum with reporters today. The socialist leader Tom Mulcair, NDP, went on a nonsensical verbal rampage, hitting every single aspect of the Harper/Conservative government that he could think of. And the reporters helped him along. If Stephen Harper had spoken like this, the media would be all over […]

Continue Reading 1

Lose Firefox. But if you must keep it, don’t do web searches with it and they’ll go broke.

Joel JohannesenIf you haven’t heard of the backlash against Mozilla, which is the owner of the Firefox browser brand, here are a few links to bring you up to speed: Mozilla CEO & The Intolerant-Left Thought Police  Liberals Who Have Forgotten How to be Liberal A Faculty Revolution Against Free Speech Mozilla’s Intolerance OkFascist Tolerance: […]

Continue Reading 0

Canada’s jobs up, U.S. down. Media? Studiously ignoring the comparison.

Joel JohannesenHere’s something that won’t be played-up by the liberal mainstream media today like more Rob Ford jokes or the all-important David Letterman replacement pontification: Conservative/Harper-led Canada nearly doubled economists’ expectations and grew by 42,900 jobs in March.  Economists had projected just 22,000 new jobs. And it’s the biggest job growth in seven months. Canada […]

Continue Reading 0

Grand display of decorum and respect: Liberal Justin Trudeau drops F-bomb at cancer charity event.

Joel JohannesenReal nice. A grand display of good judgement, huh? What a class act. What leadership quality.  How proud I would be to have this F-ing darling as my nation’s leader. While I try to avoid the F-bomb even at home in front of the dog (she’s a lady), Justin Trudeau, according to himself, is […]

Continue Reading 1

What’s Zulu for “complete government bullcrap?”

Joel JohannesenOK watch out for an air-quote festival, I’m addressing another government waste-a-thon. So you understand. Without even fully delving into the obvious, gross misuse of taxpayer funds that is self-important government “officials” taking their spouses on “business” trips, why did government “officials” even have to go to a “parliamentary” conference in South Africa at […]

Continue Reading 0

Caution: professional expert journalists writing things – #2

Joel Johannesen…and here’s my second cautionary tale about professional expert journalists writing things, the first one being here. 2. Media expert Ray Heard demonstrates his great journalism expertise Let’s analyze the absolute crap out of something just like Ray Heard does on Sun News Network, several times a day, tearing this or that apart, often […]

Continue Reading 0

Good evening. Here’s your totally useless news report from your crackerjack journalists, for Friday.

Joel Johannesen  So… what the heck are “encounters” with police? And how many “encounters” with police by one or two thugs does it take to wake up a reporter… 12? 97? How about 120? Still asleep? 300? OK how about 460-odd? Does that wake you up? Apparently the magic number of police encounters is well […]

Continue Reading 1

Just what kind of “environmental justice” is raw sewage being dumped by our huge nanny-state government?

Joel JohannesenHey producers at, oh, for example, CTV News!  I have this story of “environmental crime” that I want to pitch to you. A pipeline spilled 3,000 barrels into some of the most pristine waters and the beaches off of the iconic Stanley Park in Vancouver!  Go crazy! Today I happened to stumble onto a […]

Continue Reading 0

Progressive Humongousitis

Joel JohannesenJumpin’ Jehosafats. What the heck just took over my entire, hayuge computer screen?  Why it’s the leader of the you’ve got to be kidding party, Tom Mulcair! Hi Tom! Look how huge you are! I can see your skin pores! They’re very egalitarian!  Ya got some good “facial justice” going on there, Tom! Can […]

Continue Reading 0

Postmedia adds insult to bad journalism

Joel JohannesenApparently it’s OK to make mean-spirited fat jokes or Rob Ford’s a druggy jokes in the mainstream news media now. I guess their membership to the liberal-left’s Political Correctness cult is lapsing.  Wait  –  you’re still sour on the gay jokes though? And Asian jokes? And we still can’t criticize Barack Obama without being […]

Continue Reading 0

My opinion on dongs is so good and right it’s newsworthy! (And if you don’t believe me you’re a dong bigot!)

Joel JohannesenEvery time I do this, I get dicks dullards falsely accusing me of being a “bigot,” or being “intolerant,” or trying to “censor” them, or trying to abrogate their right to free speech. Or in this case, likely accusing me of being a “homophobe.”  (They’ve got “racist” and “war on women” loaded in their […]

Continue Reading 0

*UPDATE: “NEVER MIND!”* – Corporate Welfare Demanded for “Successful” Chrysler.

Joel JohannesenOriginally posted January 13, 2014, 2:04 PM PST  UPDATED BELOW – March 4, 2014 Chrysler or GM should come out with a new model called the “Abomination.” The Chevy Abomination, or the new Dodge Abomination coupe. How about a zippy new sports car (a hybrid, natch!) called the Dodge Rip-Off ? Better yet, a […]

Continue Reading 0

Does "TweetPoo" sound crass?