Special thanks to the Clintons, Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Barbra Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, Alec Baldwin, Bruce Springsteen, Eminem, Osama bin Laden, hip-hop stars who worked tirelessly to (wink!) “get the vote out” (wink!), terrorists, the New York Times, nearly all of the other mainstream media, France, college students across the United States, Canadian liberals, and the many, many others who helped America figure out who to vote for and to get the conservative vote out and helped the right-wing conservative Republicans sweep into elections in historic numbers.
No really, thanks.
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