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PTBC J-Log

A conservative OPINION blog --with bite. OPINION by Joel Johannesen.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Joel Johannesen:  CTV delivers the “news” via its colon

Written by Joel Johannesen on Thursday December 03 2009 at 11:55 AM

imageHere’s some more “headlines” (also featuring the pseudo-french!): 

“Joel Johannesen:  Citizens should ignore ClimateGate media fraudsteurs”

Or this one…

“Joel Johannesen:  CTV instructs us to ignore ClimateGate, and just follow along like good liberaleurs.”

Or this one (I know it’s a little long, but some colons are!):

image“Joel Johannesen:  I hereby declare that I’m beyond reproach by simply putting my name before the idea I want you to absorb, followed by a colon, thereby enabling me to set forth my propaganda and advance my agenda as if it’s merely somebody else who’s saying it… sort of like the CBC with their week-late ground-breaking headline:  ‘Hackers skewed climate-change emails: scientists’.”

imageObservant readers will detect that in the CBC’s case, they put the now hilarious word “scientists” after the colon (they often deliver it up the rear), but in both cases, CTV and CBC are all about the colon.  Yes, it naturally follows that they are full of colon contents.

Sorry lamestream media, but this is the sort of editorial device that is reserved for political advocacy bloggers like me, because I’m all about advancing an agenda, and openly so.  Even still, I neither bend over to (almost) reveal my colon, nor do I attempt to ram any ideas through one’s colon —or any orifice for that matter.  When a news media outfit constantly does it, it’s simply horrible journalism bent on proving they can’t be trusted to deliver unabridged facts (and possibly hoping you’re bent over to accept it). 

The liberal-left lamestream media constantly use this little contrivance, but as we can see with increasing ease, they’re simply making big fat asses of themselves.

Oh crap.  There goes the credibility.
Anus.  There I said it. Also: sphincter.  I was dying to say that one.


EXTRA POOP:

Britain’s “climate change secretary” is the guy whom the CTV actually describes as the awesome “Climate Chief” in their hilariously tendentious headline,  in an apparent effort to screw you over with highfalutin titles when in fact the guy is really just another left-wing political minion —hardly a “Climate Chief” in any sense of the term.  He is quoted in the article as saying this, with regard to the, um, “message” he’s trying to get out there through the aforementioned colon:

“We are not going to take the easy way out, it would be a profoundly irresponsible thing to do—the science is clear and settled.”

Holy intellectual diarrhea, batman!  “[T]he science is settled” —coming from a science-y “chief”?  Poop out another one, “chief”. 

 

Posted by Joel Johannesen on   Thu, December 03, 2009 at 11:55:44 AM
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