One of our team columnists, Mike Adams, the professor I always wish I had, is making a case against one of his students in his latest column.
I’m no omniscient, but I predict the university will treat his complaint with “due concern” and give it their “utmost consideration”, and will “bear his complaints in mind in future cases”. And the student will get “an advisory note.”
It’s hard to provide a snippet of this column since it takes the form of a letter to someone, as is often the case with Mike Adams’ columns. But here’s the opening gambit, which is all you need to read to get you into the spirit of it:
Dear UNCW Human Resources Director:
After taking it easy on this beautiful Easter Sunday, I decided to check my university email account to see if there were any urgent messages. That was a big mistake. The following is a profanity-laced email I got from a UNCW student, under the subject line “My Vagina’s Very Mad at You”:
- State-Funding of Sports Boondoggles Need To Be Sent To The Penalty Box - Wednesday March 13, 2024 at 4:44 pm
- I’m from the government and I’m here to help you become barely mediocre like us. - Tuesday March 5, 2024 at 11:53 am
- Big-Ass Government makes Big-Ass Blunder - Friday March 1, 2024 at 12:36 pm