Tag Archives | Gun Rights

“Guns are people too!”

“Gun are people too!” sounds like a turn on the idiotic PETA memes where they raise the status of a lowly farm animal like a chicken to that of a real person. Except we’re not talking about PETA or chickens, we’re talking about LIBERALS and guns. I do understand the confusion. Chickens are not people, […]

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The Problem: Gun Violence? Yeah, But Liberal Media Lies Too.

The incessant, hysterical cries from the left about more gun control (sorry  — let’s say it the way they do: “GUN CONTROL!!! OMG!!!”), using the ever-so scary term “AR-15!!!” as a backdrop, tends to lose a little of its steam when in fact an “AR-15!!!” has utterly nothing to do with the story at hand  […]

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Survey of police: Obama/left-wing gun control fetish wrong on nearly every point.

I’m a pro-gun rights advocate because I’m sane, and because I’m a conservative and believe in my individual rights and freedoms such as the fundamental right to defend myself. President Obama’s anti-gun, pro-gun-control, multimillion dollar bully-pulpit campaign (and oh by the way, convenient political fund-raising stunt), currently taking place across the country aboard Air Force […]

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“5…4…3…2…1…BANG, you’re dead!”

Something about gardening and getting right down there in the dirt with your bare hands makes clear things that might otherwise be convoluted. For example, this happened: “Five… four… three… two… one… BANG, you’re DEAD!” That’s what the kid yelled. And that’s what me and my wife heard last weekend while we were innocently working […]

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When I Want a Progressive’s Opinion on What Guns I “Need” or “Don’t Need”…

My buddy, Green Beret badass Bryan Sikes, shot a massive whitetail buck last week during our South Texas Purple Heart Adventure. He whacked said muy grande with a LaRue Tactical OBR chambered for the glorious .308 Win. round. Oh and BTW, Sikes used a high capacity magazine during this hunt. For those of you who […]

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Massacre Solution: The Brady Bunch Bill to Prohibit the Procreation of Irresponsible People

As most of you know, Vice President Joe Biden has been appointed by Obama to make certain that another Sandy Hook never goes down on American soil. Being an American who digs freedom, I’m not getting the warm and fuzzies about this legislative venture. A myopic cyclops staring into the sun can see where this […]

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Girls With Guns

In my last column, “Good Guys With Guns,” I wrote about the Mayan 14 incident, in which a shooter was halted by an off-duty cop. I referred to the cop as a “good guy,” and my readers were quick to issue a correction: the good guy was actually a girl. Lisa Castellano shot the wannabe […]

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Good Guys With Guns

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. That statement, from NRA president Wayne LaPierre, was immediately turned into a laugh line by the press, deemed everything from “deadly spin” to “delusional” to “paranoid.” The New York Daily News proclaimed that anti-gun cranks—oops, I mean […]

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Foreign “and Canadian”

I just renewed my membership in the NRA, and I noticed they advised me that my magazine subscription will cost extra for “foreign and Canadian” members. We’re not “foreign,” see.  We’re brothers in arms. Literally. Bang.  

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Targeted shooting despite liberals’ gun registry being checked 18,984 times per day? IMPOSSIBLE!

I demand to know from liberals how this could possibly happen.  We have a gun registry!  Targeted drive-by shooting in Chilliwack Apartment building shot up around 6 a.m.; No one was hurt Jesse Johnston Jan 02, 2011 10:37:13 AM CHILLIWACK (NEWS1130) – There was a drive-by shooting in Chilliwack this morning. No one was hurt. […]

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Shooting in Vancouver; how could this happen with the progressives’ gun registry in place?

Despite the traffic cops checking the progressives’ crackerjack gun registry approximately 843,299 times per day, as we’re told by them constantly in ever so intellectually honest a manner — including checking it at each and every traffic stop when launching investigations into broken tail lights and speeding and possibly a driver consuming trans fats while […]

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Liberals’ gun registry saves boy; deranged man holds 3-yr-old kid hostage with knife

Kid slashed across face.  Could have been a pellets from a shot gun.  Thank God for liberals and their scientific principles and university studies.  Vancouver hostage-taking ended by police A Vancouver toddler is being treated for injuries after he was held hostage in the basement of a community centre overnight. The three-year-old boy and his […]

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