Hello thy sons!
I spent the past two days and lots of the last two nights upgrading from Windows XP, to Vista (only kept Vista for 20 minutes to catch up on email), to the new Windows 7. Thus the dearth of blog posting here yesterday and so far today. Son of a b eh?
Now I need to buy a bunch of new software because my software was built for the Windows Leave It To Beaver version.
Ooh — I said beaver! Hey they should change the beaver from its status as a Canadian icon! I mean honestly. Beaver. Am I right thy sons? I think the politically-correct know-it-alls should make the new icon a big giant wiener. Despite its contra-beaver sexual connotation, a big giant wiener more accurately reflects the idiots who we elect to office, and therefore our own selves. Sadly we’re a lot less like beavers than wieners. Then of course we could change that line in our anthem to In all thy wieners command! (Plus, that next line, “With glowing hearts we see thee rise” will add chuckles!)
Anyway, since it’s budget day in Canada, I sure could use some software-buying stimulus from the wieners in Ottawa. And nothing would stimulate me more than for at least half of them to get their asses off of the taxpayer payroll, and stop acting like feminazis and flaccid dicks, and get real.
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