I do this occasionally because I love getting these emails: they make me laugh, and they help us understand liberals.
Feel the love. The tolerance. The appreciation for free speech. The intellect.
Oh and by the way, you’re a total moron, and should leave Canada.
From: Jennifer W_______
Date: Friday, June 01, 2007, 11:15 AM
To: ProudToBeCanadian.ca
Subject: Pandering
Your entire site is so desperately lowbrow, so patently anti-intellectual, I’m amazed there’s anyone you play to that can read.
The lowest.common.denominator. What great aspirations you have for our country.
Canada, love it or leave it. You don’t, apparently.
Do the math.
J. Woodroff
Real Canadian, to the bone
From: ProudToBeCanadian.ca
Date: Friday, June 01, 2007, 11:49 AM
To: Jennifer W_______
Subject: Re: Pandering
Wow. Genius.
A “real Canadian”, “to the bone”, condescendingly telling a well-meaning Canadian and its Canadian readers—through that famous self-indulgent, elitist, liberal-left pseudo-intellectual nuance—that in thinking as I and we do, we’re so summarily stupid that you’re surprised any of us can even read; and that I (and I presume all of us) should therefore “leave” Canada. This, on the basis that my thoughts aren’t intellectually up to your (self-perceived) much higher intellectual capacity (yooz high-brow!); and moreover, all of this is on the basis that you simply don’t agree with me and what I and millions of us Canadians advocate.
That’s some o’ that famous liberal-left tolerance… and intellect. Sure, it sounds like Hitler talking, but what the hell? Math shmath, huh?
A real Canadian jackass-like e-mail, there, Jennifer. But thanks for writing to help verify my stance.
Joel
From: Jennifer W_______
Date: Friday, June 01, 2007, 12:10 PM
To: ProudToBeCanadian.ca
Subject: Re: Pandering
Oh, bugger off. Just eat the criticism you self-important fascist pig.
J. Woodroff
Real Canadian, to the bone
“MMMM….pigggggg…yummmmmmmm.”
—Homer Simpson
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