… posted here! Yesterday at about 4 PM!…
And it’s another doozy! I’m glad because it costs me cash money to run it and it has cost me cash money for the over two years now that we’ve been running it here at ProudToBeCanadian.ca every week without fail like clockwork for free public viewing. Oh: the link to ProudToBeCanadian.ca is “http://www.ProudToBeCanadian.ca”. Don’t forget the http! Check it out!
I do believe we’re the only Canadian media source brave enough to post Ann Coulter’s column in Canada, which generates no end of hate mail and as she will tell you, security threats of all kinds. And it’s a great benefit to me personally. You should see my email! Lots and lots of the email.
Liberals HATE her. And I mean H-A-T-E. Most media sources are too chicken to run her column because of the constant backlash against them that her column produces, mostly of course from those free-speech liberals who constantly try to shut us down and shut us up. Apparently they’re successful, those liberals! They’re winning! Oh well, whatever.
But at least Ann sent me a signed copy of her latest book, How to Talk To a Liberal, If You Must. Like her other three books, it’s a huge best seller, and makes Ann Coulter one of the biggest-selling authors of the past decade or so.
Here’s a snippet of her column called Speaking Truth to Dead Horses: My Oscar Predictions. Go read it at FrontPage.com instead of here every week if you’d rather—it’s more legit there because… I dunno… at least they’re not stupid a bunch of Canadians over there!
This is my first annual Oscar predictions column, for which I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated in any category. I’ve never even watched an Oscar ceremony, except once when a friend called me 35 minutes into Halle Berry’s acceptance speech and I managed to catch only the last 20 minutes of it.
I shall grant my awards based on the same criteria Hollywood studio executives now use to green-light movies: political correctness. Also, judging by most of the nominees this year, the awards committee prefers movies that are wildly unpopular with audiences.
The box office numbers for this year’s favorite, “Brokeback Mountain,” are more jealously guarded than the nuclear codes in the president’s black box. Hollywood liberals want the government to release everything we know about al-Zarqawi, but refuse to release the number of people who have seen “Brokeback Mountain.”
I shall summarize the plots of the five movies nominated for best picture below:
—“Brokeback Mountain” (gay)
—“Capote” (death penalty with bonus gay lead)
—“Crash” (racism)
—“Good Night, and Good Luck” (McCarthyism)
—“Munich” (Jew athletes at Munich had it coming)
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